Words Likely to Come Out of My Mouth Any Given Day

How do you obey? (answer: "right away" or "the first time")

No!

Binkies are for bed.

Where's my hug?

How was your day, Nate?

Time for quiet time!

I don't care (that you say you aren't tired)--you are still taking a nap!

I love you.

Drink?

Hungry?

Bad dog!

No playing at the sink.

Brush teeth time!

Hold my hand....dangit, I mean now! (in the parking lot)

Drink your milk.

No more candy!

Where's lovey?

Dear Lord, (insert various desperate prayers)

When are you coming home? (to DH, around 5:30pm)

Pull the (bathtub) plug!

Get back in bed!