Dogfight Results
Hi, I'm Kaiser. I'm wearing this stupid conehead because I wouldn't stop trying to lick my stitches. I don't know why my people don't like me doing that. I'm itchy!
All 15 stitches, right across my backside.

But I'm fine. I'm still jumping up on the couch, trying to snuggle into someone's lap. I'm a tough dog. (Would someone please tell my people that?)